Yuck! I've seen this somewhere before and it always makes me cringe. I know that whoever put this story together had good intentions but why, oh why do they keep referring to workers as "mice" and other terms that imply that they are small, weak and defenceless?! Workers are The Power Source you dummies!
If this ISN'T an admission of guilt...
then I don't know what is!
Check it: http://www.ufcw1518.com/action/mouseland.html
Your dues at work folks! 
And it isn't even a witty story!
Awe crap!
I didn't think it had been posted yet (But then again, how could anyone have missed it? 
). http://www.ufcw.net/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=000022